Yes, that's right - this just in, Mel Watts, the former head of the Congressional Black Caucus, is backing a candidate who hates black people! And what's worse - a billion, trillion, kazillion times worse - he's doing so by making the exact same obviously, blatantly, self-evidently (that's why no other evidence is needed!) racist electability-based argument! The shock! The horror! The humanity!
I mean, how could anyone conceivably doubt the truth of this depiction of Edwards' electability argument as racist when it comes from the fine folks at ABC News, who have never once engaged in blatant water-carrying for the Radical Right in attacking Democrats in their entire illustrious careers as defenders of Truth, Justice, and the American Way? And it's not as if there's anything else that might detract from their credibility on this, like a previously-stated desire by members of the media and ABC News in particular to "bury" John Edwards. I mean, that's what makes all those people trying to argue that the claims that Edwards is more electable are objectively true so obviously wrong! How can you people be so blind as to continue to pay attention to mere facts when our benevolent corporate overlords, who have never once led us astray, have spoken? It's madness, people! Sheer madness!
And that, my friends, is why I've decided to cast my forlorn days as an Edwards supporter behind, and come to the light and glory that is Hillary - a candidate who really knows how to represent real Americans. Please... won't you join me?
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